My Letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

I hope this post finds you well in the north pole.I would like to go ahead with more pleasantries, but knowing that there are other tonnes of letters waiting for you to read, I will cut to the chase.

I would like any of the following

 a Nikon D5100 or a Canon Rebel T3i /T4i.

A nice core i5 laptop,

Rocket shoes,

 and

A bike resembling Batman's in the movie, The dark knight rises.(I sincerely hope you have watched that movie,,It's epic)

Ofcourse I have put into consideration that the weight of all these things might cause your sleigh to crash ,I that's the case, Dear Santa, then this is all I ask,

A fat bank account and a thin waist...Please ,Please, Please,

Do not confuse the the two!!!

Signed,

Qoey